Monday May 20 @ 09:57pmmy little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Monday May 20 @ 04:14pmsorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
Monday May 20 @ 11:05ami am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
I went to see Star Trek yesterday and the guy who took our tickets had a name tag and it said his favorite movie was “Mean Girls”
Monday May 20 @ 11:00am



